Introooooooooooooo

I was recently blackmailed and forced to do deeds against my own will. I was blackmailed with the most horrendous things possible, grades and cookies. Grades are meh, but cookies bring about a whole different issue of evil. I foresee myself in the near future devouring countless of chocolate chip cookies. However i will also be updating periodically with details of my hostage situation. My updates will be about random stuff and will happen whenever i find myself being deprived of food. I have a broad range of interests, thus basically if it's something new then it will usually pique my interest. Unless of course if it involves politics. I believe in the holy cookie god. As to why that god has not answered my prayers of being saved from this dastardly situation... well i accidentally ate it's holy representation. On my defense however, it did look quite appetizing.

In all seriousness this blog will be a manifestation of all my desires/craving for cookies. It will describe my daily life as i wander in search of food. This includes during video game sessions, studying sessions, exercising sessions and reading sessions. I know this will not attract many attention. In fact my worst fear is writing details about my inner self and having other people read it. It feels like i'm taking off a mask and revealing myself to this world. Except not in a flasher manner. My view of the world so far (in case you couldn't tell before) is one of sarcasm. Despite this, i am a real sucker for sarcasm. I am never able to tell sarcasm and truth apart. Well seeing that it is time for me to go back into the darkness i leave the internet on a good note. A cookie for one and a cookie for all.